Get your own Remote LOVE egg cleansing service and report
đź‘‘ This Isn’t just a cleansing. It’'s an ACTION PLAN
This focused cleanse is for those who are ready to embody devotion at every level, who want to clear the residue of OLD LOVERS, ANCESTRAL DISAPPOINTMENTS, AND SELF-DOUBT so you can step into relationships (with self + others) that feel like you canOPEN YOUR HEART WHILE STILL PROTECTING IT.
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If you've ever wondered why love feels blocked or messy, it's usually energy sitting in your field that's not even yours anymore. Let's cleanse it out, RESET YOUR HEART, and get you moving like you're already cuffed to the love you deserve.
*More information on service and me below!
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What you will receive in your PDF report:
1. Photo review ( 4 egg images with proof that it is your service with provided intake information from your form submitted)
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2 .Spiritual interpretation (via PDF)
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3. Spiritual recommendation for what was read from your report​You will receive your report within 7-10 days of submitting intake and payment
🌙 What’s an Egg Reading
(Limpia con Huevo)?
Egg readings—also called limpia con huevo—come from Mesoamerican and Spanish folk traditions, blending Indigenous, African, and Catholic beliefs. They are spiritual diagnostics used to cleanse energy, remove blockages, and restore balance. I don’t just crack eggs—I read the story your spirit is telling and translate what your energy has been carrying.
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🧿 Why Book One With Me?
For over 10 years, I’ve served as a spiritual gatekeeper and messenger—trusted by thousands to help them cross thresholds, clear their path, and midwife transformation. I’ve been the one people come to in their darkest moments, when they need clarity without judgment, and deep healing without spiritual fluff.
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🕊️ Remote? Yes. Real? Absolutely.
Because of my deep connection to spirit, I don’t need to be in the same room to cleanse you. With your full name, birth date, and your consent, I can stand in for your energy and do the work remotely, calling on your guides and ancestors. Spiritual work is quantum—when you trust me, you give me the sacred jurisdiction to act on your behalf.
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đź‘‘ This Isn’t Just Cleansing. It’'s an ACTION PLAN
This focused cleanse for those who are ready to embody devotion at every level, who want to clear the residue of
OLD LOVERS, ANCESTRAL DISAPPOINTMENTS, AND SELF-DOUBT
so you can step into relationships (with self + others) that feel like you canOPEN YOUR HEART WHILE STILL PROTECTING IT.
If you've ever wondered why love feels blocked or messy, it's usually energy sitting in your field that's not even yours anymore. Let's cleanse it out, RESET YOUR HEART, and get you moving like you're already cuffed to the love you deserve.
I’m not just a healer—I’m a shadow worker. I create safe spaces for many to release without residue, cleanse without collapse, and help women especially be powerfully themselves spiritually without losing their softness. I help divine femmes become energetically unf*ckwithable.